Maybe you're a vagabond social media master politico.
Maybe you're a chain smoker who sets other feet firmly on the healthiest life path they've ever been.
Maybe you're a vegan who loves the smell of a good barbecue.
Maybe you're a hip hop gangsta master gardener.
Maybe you wear the finest silk with dimestore fishnet.
Maybe you're a millionaire at the pub donning habitual humility.
Maybe you love both the softspoken waif and the violent musclebound.
Bill Withers, when asked by Tavis Smiley how he holds the note so long in the song Lovely Day, responded: "Did you watch the Olympics when this tall guy from Jamaica…(Usain Bolt)... came flying out of there. And what we thought was the world’s record was gone, man. He obliterated that stuff. And do you know why he did that? He was just running, man, because he could. That was him. So that was just me."
Maybe it's taken you 50 years. Or 5.
Listening to: HotSauce Committee PartTwo -- Say It -- Too Many Rappers -- The Lisa Lisa